Hey, where are your mooses? Only three people have sent me in anything.... c'mon!
...but Mr. J, there were two sets of footprints, now there are only one... were, were you carrying me? No! I dropped you in the snow back about a mile. I could only carry you for so long. I figured it was about time you get off your cell phone and learn how to carry yourself. Now get going - the year is almost over... you're going to miss me next year!